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Neela Rasgotra: [giving her large family the tour] Back there is the suture room where we attend to minor skin wounds.
[a naked patient reveals himself]
Neela Rasgotra: That’s a naked patient. Let’s step this way.
Nurse Haleh Adams: I’ve been doin’ this job for 17 years, honey. Doctors come and go, but nurses make this place run. We don’t get much credit or pay. We see a lot of misery, a lot of dyin’, but we come back every day. I’ve given up bein’ appreciated, but I sure as hell won’t let any of us be taken for granted.
Dr. Deb Chen: Luka’s sleeping.
Dr. Susan Lewis: With who?
Dr. Susan Lewis: Frank, are you taking your cholesterol medication?
Frank: No.
Dr. Susan Lewis: Good.
Dr. Peter Benton: Last time he came in here, he yelled in my stethoscope.
Dr. Cleo Finch: He grabbed my ass. Suck it up.
Dr. Susan Lewis: [
Greene and Lewis discussing the hospital gossip about them] Mmm, yeah, and what is that, can I ask you? My car’s in the shop, I drop Susie off at my parents, meet up with you to go tequila shopping, and all of a sudden we’re having a torrid affair?
Dr. Mark Greene: Who said it was torrid?
Dr. Susan Lewis: No one, I’m just assuming it would be.
[
Greene looks at her]
Dr. Susan Lewis: That’s not what I meant.
Dr. Mark Greene: That’s OK, I know what you meant… I’m sure it would be too… Why wouldn’t it be?
Dr. Susan Lewis: …No reason at all.
[
she stares at Greene and then at her margarita]
Dr. Susan Lewis: There’s not enough lime in this.
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Dr. Doug Ross: I’m a doctor and nothing gets in the way of that. Nothing.
Neela Rasgotra: [
after Ray begs her to allow his roommate to stay] Fine, but you’re cleaning the bathroom this week… with actual cleaning products.
Dr. Mark Greene: I’ve been a jerk.
Carol Hathaway: Worse.
Dr. Mark Greene: Pain in the ass?
Carol Hathaway: Keep going.
Dr. Mark Greene: Total schmuck?
Carol Hathaway: Bingo.
Malik: [
examining a trauma patient] Check it out, swastikas.
Nurse Connie Oligario: I’ve got a “die n- die” here.
Nurse Lily Jarvik: [
to the patient] How do you feel about Asians?
Dr. Kerry Weaver: The food was terrible, the music stinks, the drinks were watered down, but you sure know how to throw a party.
Abby Lockhart: In what possible universe would I say “Let’s polka?”
Dr. Greg Pratt: [
looking at a snapshot of Jake] Nah, boxers would stick out more.
Neela Rasgotra: It could be tighty whiteys.
Frank: Thong.
Dr. Ray Barnett: Hey, maybe Abby could settle this.
Nurse Chuny Marquez: Abby, boxers or briefs?
Abby Lockhart: Actually, he goes commando.
Dr. Susan Lewis: Students wanna be residents… residents wanna be attendings…
Dr. John Carter: And attendings just wanna be left alone.
Abby Lockhart: Why’d you stick me with this guy?
Dr. Susan Lewis: When did everyone become such scheduling divas?
Abby Lockhart: Well, I don’t need a student. I’m better flying solo.
Dr. Susan Lewis: Is there something wrong with him?
Abby Lockhart: No, he’s excellent. He’s very good.
Dr. Susan Lewis: Oh, no, you like him, don’t you?
Abby Lockhart: Okay, you know what…?
Dr. Susan Lewis: You do! You’re blushing!
Abby Lockhart: We never had this conversation.
[
starts to walk away]
Dr. Susan Lewis: Hey, haven’t you had enough of doctors?
