Jun
23
Memorable Quotes
ByDr. Doug Ross: I’m a doctor and nothing gets in the way of that. Nothing.
Neela Rasgotra: [after Ray begs her to allow his roommate to stay] Fine, but you’re cleaning the bathroom this week… with actual cleaning products.
Dr. Mark Greene: I’ve been a jerk.
Carol Hathaway: Worse.
Dr. Mark Greene: Pain in the ass?
Carol Hathaway: Keep going.
Dr. Mark Greene: Total schmuck?
Carol Hathaway: Bingo.
Malik: [examining a trauma patient] Check it out, swastikas.
Nurse Connie Oligario: I’ve got a “die n- die” here.
Nurse Lily Jarvik: [to the patient] How do you feel about Asians?
Dr. Kerry Weaver: The food was terrible, the music stinks, the drinks were watered down, but you sure know how to throw a party.
Abby Lockhart: In what possible universe would I say “Let’s polka?”
Dr. Greg Pratt: [looking at a snapshot of Jake] Nah, boxers would stick out more.
Neela Rasgotra: It could be tighty whiteys.
Frank: Thong.
Dr. Ray Barnett: Hey, maybe Abby could settle this.
Nurse Chuny Marquez: Abby, boxers or briefs?
Abby Lockhart: Actually, he goes commando.
Dr. Susan Lewis: Students wanna be residents… residents wanna be attendings…
Dr. John Carter: And attendings just wanna be left alone.
Abby Lockhart: Why’d you stick me with this guy?
Dr. Susan Lewis: When did everyone become such scheduling divas?
Abby Lockhart: Well, I don’t need a student. I’m better flying solo.
Dr. Susan Lewis: Is there something wrong with him?
Abby Lockhart: No, he’s excellent. He’s very good.
Dr. Susan Lewis: Oh, no, you like him, don’t you?
Abby Lockhart: Okay, you know what…?
Dr. Susan Lewis: You do! You’re blushing!
Abby Lockhart: We never had this conversation.
[starts to walk away]
Dr. Susan Lewis: Hey, haven’t you had enough of doctors?
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