Neela Rasgotra: [giving her large family the tour] Back there is the suture room where we attend to minor skin wounds.
[a naked patient reveals himself]
Neela Rasgotra: That’s a naked patient. Let’s step this way.

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Nurse Haleh Adams: I’ve been doin’ this job for 17 years, honey. Doctors come and go, but nurses make this place run. We don’t get much credit or pay. We see a lot of misery, a lot of dyin’, but we come back every day. I’ve given up bein’ appreciated, but I sure as hell won’t let any of us be taken for granted.

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Dr. Deb Chen: Luka’s sleeping.
Dr. Susan Lewis: With who?

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Dr. Susan Lewis: Frank, are you taking your cholesterol medication?
Frank: No.
Dr. Susan Lewis: Good.

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Dr. Peter Benton: Last time he came in here, he yelled in my stethoscope.
Dr. Cleo Finch: He grabbed my ass. Suck it up.

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Dr. Susan Lewis: [Greene and Lewis discussing the hospital gossip about them] Mmm, yeah, and what is that, can I ask you? My car’s in the shop, I drop Susie off at my parents, meet up with you to go tequila shopping, and all of a sudden we’re having a torrid affair?
Dr. Mark Greene: Who said it was torrid?
Dr. Susan Lewis: No one, I’m just assuming it would be.
[Greene looks at her]
Dr. Susan Lewis: That’s not what I meant.
Dr. Mark Greene: That’s OK, I know what you meant… I’m sure it would be too… Why wouldn’t it be?
Dr. Susan Lewis: …No reason at all.
[she stares at Greene and then at her margarita]
Dr. Susan Lewis: There’s not enough lime in this.

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